Chameleon

Apr 17

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

Apr 17

caelhammer:

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

image

Apr 17
ravenscupboard:

have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3

ravenscupboard:

have a gif of Simon doing the death wiggle <3

Apr 17

gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

Apr 17

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

Apr 17

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

Apr 17
johnlock-consulting-husbands:


This actually always made me really upset

I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

This actually always made me really upset

I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.

Apr 17

actionables:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

Apr 17
dendropsyche:

andromeda4002019:

i got this at an art museum from a vending machine with boxes of tiny art inside. u didnt know what u were gonna get. i straight up paid $3 for this

Not a dime wasted

dendropsyche:

andromeda4002019:

i got this at an art museum from a vending machine with boxes of tiny art inside. u didnt know what u were gonna get. i straight up paid $3 for this

Not a dime wasted

Apr 17

reheating:

reheating:

:+) papaya luv :+)

i look so angelic in the last one lmao