exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

(via fake-mermaid)

north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE

north american education system: COLLEGE

north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?

north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE

north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE